Saturday, May 26, 2007

In which Dr Clam is extremely silly

They told us to stop making jokes about the Jews, and I wasn’t a Jew, so I stopped making jokes about the Jews.

They told us to stop making jokes about the disabled, and I wasn’t disabled, so I stopped making jokes about the disabled.

They told us to stop making jokes about homosexuals, and I wasn’t homosexual, so I stopped making jokes about homosexuals.

Then they told us to stop making jokes about people just like me, and... and... they had to pry ‘Every Sperm is Sacred’ out of my cold, dead hands.

3 comments:

winstoninabox said...

Laughing about this song just yesterday with a mate over here.

Almost twenty-five years later it is still hilarious.

Mike Taylor said...

Hey there, Evil Dr. Clam. Is there an easy way to add an RSS feed to your site? Many Blogger-based sites do, e.g. Rilstone's site. It would make it much easier to keep up with you.

Dr. Clam said...

Hmm... I don't know. I checked and I have all the 'enable site feed' boxes and suchlike ticked in Blogger. Perhaps there are more technically competent readers out there who might be able to assist... ?