My bicycling on Saturday was notable for two reasons.
First, my seat somehow fell apart, meaning I lost my balance very shortly afterwards and buggered up my wrist. But it seems to be coming good.
Second, and much more interesting, my virtual 'Cycle across the Sahara' brought me to Arlit. I make a point of not looking too far ahead on Google Earth, so after 200 km of following a poorly defined track across an utterly featureless plain, was expecting another tiny cluster of houses like Assamakka. But no: it is a great big city of 80,000 or so people, built to service an enormous uranium mine that provides approximately 1/3 of Niger's exports and is critical to the French nuclear power industry.
It seems very tenuously connected to civilisation. It does not look from Google Earth like there is much in the way of a great big security fence around the uranium mine nor the expatriate bits of town. There is nothing but distance separating it from the heartland of Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghrib, in the Kidal region of Mali. A lot less distance than there is between Kidal and In Amenas. I think we will hear more about Arlit soon.
Monday, January 21, 2013
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Normal Service Resumes
"When the sun rises, do you not see a round disc of fire somewhat like a
guinea?"
"O no, no, I see an innumerable company of the heavenly host
crying "Holy, Holy, Holy is the Lord God Almighty.''
I’m not unhappy anymore.
I had another one of those epiphathingummys.
The generation growing up today is smarter than any that has
gone before. They know more stuff. They have more stuff to know. They will have
more power to remake the world and themselves than any previous generation. And
they will have to – remake the world, that is – since they will have lived
through the collapse of the stupid unsustainable system we have cobbled
together. So they will have to work for
a living. And I am confident that they will do a good job of it.
I am proud and happy to be part of the creation of this new
world at one remove: to spend my working life pointing people at shiny amazing stuff
to know about and enthusing about how shiny and amazing it is, and trying to
figure out new stuff for people to know. This seems to me to be the best
possible way to spend my time.
I believe that what I believe is true: and I believe that
the truth will out. So even if we go down a wrong turning and become more
stupid and evil in a thousand ways, eventually we will be replaced by people
who are not stupid and evil, because stupid and evil are not survival traits
for civilisations.
Thursday, November 08, 2012
My New Plan
Alice laughed. "There's not use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Well, mentally renouncing all ties did not work. Being sure to refer always to the 'rebel colonies', wishing I had a spare $450 and the time for two trips to Sydney, trolling the internet rejecting the legitimacy of the American Revolutions and/or Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, telling people who asked where I was born 'Occupied Spanish North America' and going around crying 'Viva El Rey Juan Carlos!' did not sufficiently reduce my emotional involvement with events in that shitty little country.
So I have decided on a new strategy.
I have observed, in my life thus far, that most people are really good at believing mind-bogglingly stupid things contradicted by vast amounts of evidence. So I thought, why shouldn't I try it, too?
This is my new belief, which I have spent most of my free time in the last twenty-four hours developing elaborate arguments for:
The United States of America is a fictional country invented by Nabokov as a setting for his novel 'Lolita'.
Hier steh ich.
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Well, mentally renouncing all ties did not work. Being sure to refer always to the 'rebel colonies', wishing I had a spare $450 and the time for two trips to Sydney, trolling the internet rejecting the legitimacy of the American Revolutions and/or Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, telling people who asked where I was born 'Occupied Spanish North America' and going around crying 'Viva El Rey Juan Carlos!' did not sufficiently reduce my emotional involvement with events in that shitty little country.
So I have decided on a new strategy.
I have observed, in my life thus far, that most people are really good at believing mind-bogglingly stupid things contradicted by vast amounts of evidence. So I thought, why shouldn't I try it, too?
This is my new belief, which I have spent most of my free time in the last twenty-four hours developing elaborate arguments for:
The United States of America is a fictional country invented by Nabokov as a setting for his novel 'Lolita'.
Hier steh ich.
Thursday, September 20, 2012
A mere pebble of truism
A mere truism, is it? Yes, it is , and more
is the pity; for what is a truism, as most men count truisms? What is it but a
truth that ought to have been buried long ago in the lives of men – to send up
for ever the corn of true deeds and the wine of loving kindness, - but instead
of being buried in friendly soil, is allowed to lie about, kicked hither and
thither in the dry and empty garret of their brains, till they are sick of the
sight and sound it it, and to be rid of the thought of it, declare it to be no
living truth but only a lifeless truism! Yet in their brain that truism must
rattle until they shift it to its rightful quarters in their heart, where it
will rattle no longer but take root and be a strength and loveliness. Is a
truth to cease to be uttered because no better form than that of some divine
truism - say of St. John Boanerges – can
be found for it? To the critic the truism is a sea-worn, foot-trodden pebble;
to the obedient scholar, a radiant topaz, which, as he polishes it with the dust
of its use, may turn into a diamond.
(George Macdonald, “Thomas Wingfold,
Curate”)
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
About what we cannot remain silent, we must speak
I support the Muslim protestors.
I like to see people believing things and arguing for those things and standing up for what they believe. Especially if they risk prosecution for doing so. The protestors are standing up for the oneness of a compassionate and merciful God, for the clarity and purity of a true religion, for the existence of truth and the existence of virtue in a world mired in relativistic nonsense. Good. On. Them.
...Except when they destroy property and injure or kill people, that is not on.
I support the creators of the film 'Innocence of Muslims'.
There is a time for being polite; there is a time for not rocking the boat and not treading on toes and respecting other people's beliefs; and there is a time for 'Ecrasez l'infame!'. After the murder of Theo van Gogh, after the overreaction to the Jyllands-Posten cartoons, it is obvious that the only way to avoid de facto censorship for all of us is for Islam to be subjected to a tidal wave of mockery. The mockers need to be too numerous to kill: the mocked need to get used to it. The makers of the film, whether they intended to or not, are standing up for the Enlightenment virtues of freedom of thought and speech. Good. On. Them.
...Except for duping the actors, that was really low.
I don't like the fact that people in my country are being investigated by the police - that veiled threats are being made to take away their children - because of signs they have carried at a protest. I don't see how a sign reading 'Behead those who insult Islam' can be construed as incitement, considering it (a) doesn't name any specific individual (b) isn't addressed to anyone in particular (c) is exactly the same thing tens of millions of people (at a conservative estimate) are thinking and saying, so is adding a negligible atom of provocation to a pre-existing atmosphere. I wonder, has anyone ever been investigated in this country for carrying a sign reading 'Hang child molesters'? How are those two signs different? How many enemies of Islam have been murdered in this country lately*? How many child molesters?
Here is a t-shirt that Spouse of Clam won't let me make in RL, by the way:
* That is, since the attack on the excursion train at Broken Hill, which doesn't count, since it was part of the 1914-1918 war.
I like to see people believing things and arguing for those things and standing up for what they believe. Especially if they risk prosecution for doing so. The protestors are standing up for the oneness of a compassionate and merciful God, for the clarity and purity of a true religion, for the existence of truth and the existence of virtue in a world mired in relativistic nonsense. Good. On. Them.
...Except when they destroy property and injure or kill people, that is not on.
I support the creators of the film 'Innocence of Muslims'.
There is a time for being polite; there is a time for not rocking the boat and not treading on toes and respecting other people's beliefs; and there is a time for 'Ecrasez l'infame!'. After the murder of Theo van Gogh, after the overreaction to the Jyllands-Posten cartoons, it is obvious that the only way to avoid de facto censorship for all of us is for Islam to be subjected to a tidal wave of mockery. The mockers need to be too numerous to kill: the mocked need to get used to it. The makers of the film, whether they intended to or not, are standing up for the Enlightenment virtues of freedom of thought and speech. Good. On. Them.
...Except for duping the actors, that was really low.
I don't like the fact that people in my country are being investigated by the police - that veiled threats are being made to take away their children - because of signs they have carried at a protest. I don't see how a sign reading 'Behead those who insult Islam' can be construed as incitement, considering it (a) doesn't name any specific individual (b) isn't addressed to anyone in particular (c) is exactly the same thing tens of millions of people (at a conservative estimate) are thinking and saying, so is adding a negligible atom of provocation to a pre-existing atmosphere. I wonder, has anyone ever been investigated in this country for carrying a sign reading 'Hang child molesters'? How are those two signs different? How many enemies of Islam have been murdered in this country lately*? How many child molesters?
Here is a t-shirt that Spouse of Clam won't let me make in RL, by the way:
I don't like the fact that someone in the Wossname administration apparently pressured Google to remove the video. If they were sincerely working for the introduction of Sharia in the United States, then that would be okay, I guess, though I wish they would have been upfront about their program with the voters. But they are not trying to suppress the film because they are standing up for the oneness of God, the honour of His Prophet, and the glory of Dar-al-Islam. And they are not standing up for the Enlightenment virtues that are what, for all its faults, distinguish our modern age from the age of the pogrom and the auto-de-fé. They are just being gutless, pathetic weasels.
It is worse if the midnight 'volunteering' of Nakouba to 'come down to the station and answer questions about parole violations' had anything to do with someone in the Wossname administration. Then they are being gutless, pathetic, dangerous weasels. Weasels whose vision of the future is a boot stamping on a human face forever. Screw them.
* That is, since the attack on the excursion train at Broken Hill, which doesn't count, since it was part of the 1914-1918 war.
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Saturday, August 04, 2012
All the rivers flow into the sea, yet the sea is never full
Having just finished Nesbit's almost-a-trilogy about the Bastable children, I found myself consumed by a terrible desire to know how Oswald turned out when he grew up. He has really set such a bad trajectory for getting into ill-advised scrapes already that it easy to imagine him ending up hanged. A little bit of googling has told me there is an entire trilogy of steampunk novels featuring an adult Oswald Bastable. I wonder if they are any good? One of the links said something about a 'free download' so I expect I will find out.
My thought had been to write the 'missing chapters' of some novels where it would be reasonable for an Oswald Bastable in his late forties to appear - the ones that occurred to me were 'Keep the Aspidistra Flying', 'A Handful of Dust' and 'My Brother Jack'. (The last because the obvious way for someone like Oswald to avoid being shot for desertion in the Great War is to go to Melbourne as a young man and enlist in the AIF, rather than the British Army per se.) These realistic novels seems much more appropriate to me than a steampunk setting. Of course this is setting an unrealistically high literary bar for myself for a payoff that nobody whatsoever will care about. But if you are interested in seeing how badly I can mess-up faux-Waugh and faux-Orwell, just say the word...
My thought had been to write the 'missing chapters' of some novels where it would be reasonable for an Oswald Bastable in his late forties to appear - the ones that occurred to me were 'Keep the Aspidistra Flying', 'A Handful of Dust' and 'My Brother Jack'. (The last because the obvious way for someone like Oswald to avoid being shot for desertion in the Great War is to go to Melbourne as a young man and enlist in the AIF, rather than the British Army per se.) These realistic novels seems much more appropriate to me than a steampunk setting. Of course this is setting an unrealistically high literary bar for myself for a payoff that nobody whatsoever will care about. But if you are interested in seeing how badly I can mess-up faux-Waugh and faux-Orwell, just say the word...
Friday, July 06, 2012
More meandering literary observations
I'm re-reading Julian
May's 'Saga of the Pliocene Exiles' for the first time in a decade or
two. I love the fecundity of the world-building, the audacity and
inventiveness of the premise, the vast submerged mass of information
about the Galactic Milieu that is out there hidden from our sight; I
like the outre characters. As a long-time RPGer, I like the gamified
classification of psionic powers. I don't mind the lack of character
development many reviewers complain about. After all, the main
characters are either denizens of the Land of Faerie - whose
characters cannot develop as a literary convention - or profoundly
messed-up people subjected either to compulsory happification or
brutalisation that is only likely to mess them up further. Even the
way the two most unlikeable male characters are unconvincingly
transformed by 'True Love' is reasonable if you assume they are
wartime romances that are not going to last: the female Exile
population would be rich in the sort of sad cases who fall for men
like that, and that kind of desperate clutching at affection is
common under that sort of stress.
But as a story...
coming back to it... it is not my kind of story. It is not the way I
would have done it. All the glorious world-building is frittered
away. For me, at any rate.
My many years of GMing
have conditioned me to prefer the 'slow unfolding of a mystery' to
'whirlwind of action' and I would have written this story as more of
the former.
Even though the society
of the Galactic Milieu is less pathologically risk-averse than our
lame-arse one, it still seems unlikely that they would let Madame
Guderian send people willy-nilly back through time for sixty years
without regulating her in any way, and stranger that they would just
take over her enterprise and keep it running without doing any
investigations of their own. It doesn't make sense that Madame
Guderian would just have kept going, after the third or fourth time
she sent a time-traveller off with amber tablets and instructions on
how to attempt to get a message back to her, and heard zip. Or, that
she wouldn't have communicated her suspicions to someone else. So, in
a more realistic, plot rather than action-driven scenario, the third
or fourth time she would have gotten a message back saying things
were initially bad in this area, but now it is secure, and we're all
fine here thanks, how are you? And over time a whole plausible story
could have been built up mirroring the 22nd century expectations
about what the Pliocene is like, feeding information to improve the
chances of future Exiles and coincidentally milking the future for
particular items and materials wanted in the past. On the basis of
this plausible story, it makes sense that the Milieu would keep the
business rolling after Madame Guderian steps through the portal
herself. The first novel will end as the characters
step through and discover this story is a complete fabrication.
Actually, no, thinking
about it that will drag the pre-story out too long. Instead, Group
Green will arrive in the Pliocene halfway through the first novel,
and find that superficially it appears much as reported - the Tanu
will stay well in the background at Castle Gateway and it will all be
carefully managed to stop information from leaking back into the
future. Only as they travel on to the next stage, in the second half
of the volume, will the fabrication emerge.
As written, the
procedure for handling the time-travellers at the Pliocene end is
incredibly messed-up. There would be a procedure for stripping
incomers of blood-metal artefacts: it is not hard to drag them off
for a delousing and have some human who can recognise iron go through
their loot. And so much of the future plot hinges on the ridiculous
accident of Felice's latent superpowers not being picked up: it is
silly, and it wouldn't have happened. In my version they will be
smoothly processed and carted off in appropriate directions without
unseemly violence, and Felice will have to escape later.
Now, in this second
half of the first bit, while the fabrication is revealed, the full
malignity of Tanu intentions will be hidden from the characters, and
from us. That can wait until book two. The enemy in book one can be
the Firvulag: they don't control Castle Gateway, but
are obviously keen to deny the Tanu the use of the humans, and make
use of the more valuable ones: they can attack the northern party and
capture them, and it can be they, rather than the Tanu, who subject
their captives to a brutal sorting process. I know this makes the
human characters more dried leaves tossed by the winds of fate than
the Omnipotent Captains of Their Destinies, but damn it, at this
stage they should be victims of fate, and that whole
John-Campbellesque 'aren't we humans just so damn precious and
special?' shtick is soooo 20th century.
I would like a whole
second novel of Group Green's largely peaceful integration/failure to
integrate into the world all that world-building went into: let us
care about them, and the people who are already there, as people
rather than hyperkinetic action figures. Through the course of this
book, it will become apparent that the Tanu, as well as being liars,
are considerably blacker than we thought at the end of book one; and
the Firvulag considerably greyer. Layered over this, I would
introduce a second group of 'special' time travellers, Group
Aquamarine, say, whose back story will move more quickly than Group
Green's. This group will contain as one of its members a retired
member of the Portal Administration who has been reviewing all the
correspondence going back through Madame Guderian's time - it has not
been that long that the Milieu has been operating the Portal, after
all - and has isolated all sorts of puzzling inconsistencies in the
data. So he/she/it (why have no mentally-unbalanced Simbiari taken
the plunge into the Pliocene, anyhow?) has volunteered for a one-way
fact-finding mission to ascertain the facts on the ground and send a
report back.
And then, well, in
books three and four we can let loose with all the action scenes and
wholesale slaughter.
That's how I would have
done it.
Tuesday, July 03, 2012
What Might Have Been
Extracts from the 2012
Nobel Peace Prize Acceptance Speech
... I remember
thinking, why do we even have these islands? What do they have to do with the real interests of our nation? Surely they are only
relics from a bygone age, the legacy of an organisational chart drawn
up by a committee of Foreign Office clerks in London. And I remember
thinking: in these dark times, what the world needs is a bold
statement of confidence in the ability of multilateral institutions
to peacefully resolve international crises. And within a few days we
had the proposal ready to take to the Australian people in the 2001
election - a gesture of hope for the first years of the new
millennium...
...It has been a
pleasure to see the unique environmental value of Christmas Island
flourishing under United Nations administration, giving a model for
future 'World Parks' such as Antarctica. And the gas resources in the
waters off the Ashmore and Cartier Islands have liberated the United
Nations at last from its position as a mendicant, forever beholden to
individual nation states to fund its activities. I am sometimes asked
if Australians are upset that part of our nation's gesture of peace
will soon house the world's largest air and naval base. I would be
wrong if I were to deny that this has caused distress among a
sizeable fraction of the Australian people. However, as a realist, I
am aware that compromises need to be made. The relocation of the
Diego Garcia facilities to the Cocos Islands is enabling the
restitution of a historic injustice, the dispossession of the Chagos
Islanders, and the 99-year lease signed by the United States provides
another very significant revenue stream for the United Nations. No,
as well as a realist, I am a lifelong believer that the United States
has acted overwhelmingly as a force for good in world affairs, and
think this decision will prove to have been the right one...
Kim Beazley, 26th Prime
Minister of Australia, 2001-2010.
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Some Meandering Observations on Greg Egan's "Zendegi"
The Amazon reviewers
are divided. A lot of them dislike the slow pace and the way the
story is grounded in the near now (2012 and the next twenty years)
instead of zooming off into a zany superscience future. Now, I think
the Egan novels that zoom off into a zany superscience future miss as
often as they hit (thinking Schild's Ladder here) and I have always
preferred his work that is grounded in good science instead of flaky
hippy-dippy perversions of Quantum Mechanics (I'm looking
disapprovingly at you, Distress and Teranesia). And while stories
pondering the social implications of impossible technological
advances can be interesting, I reckon they are less worthwhile than
stories pondering the social implications of just vaguely possible
technologicial advances,
So for me, Zendegi
being grounded in the near now, and being concerned with the
nitty-gritty of how we get there (uploading ourselves to the
interwebz) from here (here) are big positives.
One danger of working
in the near now is that it is easy to end up with characters who are
too much like yourself (see Dr Clam's Rules of Writing, #5). Now, the
story of Zendegi is told in a tight third-person narrative following two main
characters. One of them is a typical Egan main character, with a
fairly sketchy background and a fractal dimension between 2.5 and
2.7. The other is a male Sydneysider of the latte-sucking variety who
grew up in the eighties and comes with a raft of detailed life
experiences and pop-culture references. Which are of course hugely
entertaining for all Australian readers who grew up in the eighties.
This character (whose name is Martin) is an absolutely convincing
three-dimensional portrait of a dull male latte-sucking Sydneysider
who grew up in the eighties. He has the absolutely uninteresting
conventional unexamined convictions of his tribe. I really hope he is
not Greg Egan. But that's not that important. The problem is more
that he distorts the novel and makes the other characters seem less
real by being so much more grounded in reality than they are.
Spoilers, ahoy!
Martin lives in Iran
for 15 years, but luckily is married to an Iranian woman who spookily
shares all his absolutely uninteresting conventional unexamined
convictions, so they all stay unexamined. His wife dies tragically.
He is diagnosed with something that will be be fatal soon. He has no
relations in Australia, so his 6-year old son will soon be left to
grow up with Iranian friends. Even though Iran in the novel is
rapidly undergoing rapid social change, something like Franco-Spain
to Almodovar-Spain, what freaks Martin out about dying is that he is
going to leave his son to be brought up in the backward culture of
these 'lesser breeds without the law'. Clearly the solution will
involve some sort of being uploaded to the interwebz, and the story
starts to pick up pace. Anyway, stuff happens. If you like Egan at
all, you ought to read it. If you don't you probably haven't gotten
this far into the post.
I told you those plotty
details about Martin having a terminal illness and being obsessed
with how he can influence his son's life after his death in order to
introduce this quote, from when he is selling the bookstore his wife
and he used to run in Teheran before things went bad:
"Then he found an
empty packing box and took it to the English language section. Javeed
would have ten million electronic books to choose from, but Martin
still wanted to pass on something from his own century. From the
novels he picked out The Grapes of Wrath, Animal Farm, Catch-22, and
Slaughterhouse-Five; from non-fiction, The Diary of Anne Frank, Down
and Out in Paris and London, and The Gulag Archipelago. He was
tempted to go on and fill the box to its rim, but once he started
fretting over omissions he knew there’d be no end to it."
Okay, I agree they're all good
books. Very worthy. But- if you dear departed father left you a box
of books like that, wouldn't you say he was a bit - emo? Isn't the
overall effect a teensy bit bleak?[1] He's basically telling his kid:
'life sucks, then you die.' Sheesh, Martin...
This got me thinking what seven books I would put in such a box, keeping to Martin's balance of fiction/non-fiction and English/translations-into-English, and I came up with these:
This got me thinking what seven books I would put in such a box, keeping to Martin's balance of fiction/non-fiction and English/translations-into-English, and I came up with these:
A Connecticut Yankee in
King Arthur's Court - Mark Twain
Marianne, the Magus and
the Manticore - Sheri S. Tepper
The Cyberiad -
Stanislaw Lem
Diaspora - Greg Egan
Selected essays
1934-1943 - Simone Weil
St Thomas Aquinas - G.
K. Chesterton
How to Make our Ideas
Clear - Charles Peirce
Each of those fiction
books has a good mix of comedy and tragedy, profound thinky bits and
purely exhilarating entertaining bits, and breathes something of the
potential of the sentient spirit, despite being written by wildly
different people with wildly different ideas. IMHO.
For the non-fiction,
Weil and Chesterton both write about the battle for the soul of
Languedoc. The worldviews they approach it with are diametrically
opposed. They disagree about absolutely everything in European
history. But, they are both clear, logical, passionate, uplifting,
and convincing in their arguments that there were truths and beauties
in Mediaeval civilisation that modern civilisation has lost to our
detriment. Together they provide a sense of perspective that will do
Javeed a lot better service than a focus at the maggoty horrors of
the 20th century. And to complete the balance, Peirce gives a
razor-sharp exposition of the one thing in our civilisation that
makes it unequivocally better than the old days. He, too, is clear,
logical, passionate and uplifting.
[1]: They are all also
strangely limited in time. They are all productions from humanity's
dark night of the soul, the nightmare decades at the dead heart of
the short shithouse century, 1914-1991.
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