Lexifab's devastating logic has convinced me. How could I have been so blind? It seems so obvious now- Obama is what America needs most, a charismatic public speaker.
It finally struck me last night: if elected, he would be the most inexperienced and the most radical President since... since... well, since Lincoln!
So things could hardly not turn out well.
Roll on the Jubilee!
Unless, I guess, the parallel ran to half the country being in ruins, and millions of dead Americans.
(Damn it, I just don't have what it takes to pull off these April Fool's Day posts...)