Monday, November 15, 2004

USAF in the ROC

Dear Typical Australian Foreign Policy Commentator,

I have a disagreement with my brother. He is 5'11 and weighs 80 kg, while I am 5'10 and weigh 75 kg. Which one of us is right?

Yours Sincerely,

Confused in the Near North

Dear Confused,

The bigger person is always, always, always correct. Haven't you heard the saying, 'might makes right'? If you provoke your brother into kicking the shit out of you, don't come crying to us for help.

Yours Sincerely,

T. A. F. P. Commentator

[Disclaimer: All advice given in this column does not apply to white folks]

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